ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
COME ON BETSY SODARO, YOU GUYS!
My childhood Glamour Shot. We all did one, yall…
For months, literally FOUR MONTHS, my mother has been pushing me to watch Knowing with her. She hasn’t seen it. She loves Nicolas Cage. I, unfortunately, have seen Knowing and wish never to do so again. The only reason I saw it in the first place is because I saw it with a friend who, for some reason, enjoys making me watch terrible movies whenever we hang out.
Tonight, while my mom was at a friend’s house for dinner, I figured I’d sit down with a DVD from Netflix. I chose Idiocracy. The sleeve even said Idiocracy, but fucking Knowing slid out.
Even though I was by myself and the dramatic moment was for the benefit of no one, I immediately screamed, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
I handed it to my mom when she came home just now and she started laughing so hard that no sound was coming out.
I agreed to watch it with her.